胖瘦发朋友圈的搞笑句子(关于胖瘦发哪些朋友圈)

编辑：匿名2023-07-19 18:02:33四邻句子-浏览

1.
"I'm
not
skinny,
I'm
just
easy
to
carry
around!"
【#JustChubbyThings】

2.
"Thick
thighs
save
lives. . .
and
chairs
from
breaking!"
【#ThickThighsForTheWin】

3.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
big-boned. . .
with
extra
love
handles!"
【#LoveHandlesAreBae】

4.
"My
real
secret
to
weight
loss?
I
put
my
scale
in
the
fridge!"
【#FoodIsLife】

5.
"I
don't
always
snack,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
excessively!"
【#SnackAttack】

6.
"I
may
not
be
a
supermodel,
but
I
can
definitely
rock
a
muumuu!"
【#MuumuuLife】

7.
"I'm
like
a
superhero. . .
minus
the
cape,
tights
and
toned
physique!"
【#SuperAntiHero】

8.
"I
don't
diet,
I
just
eat
for
two. . .
minus
the
pregnancy!"
【#EatingForTwoWithoutTheBunInTheOven】

9.
"They
say
love
handles
are
unattractive,
but
I
say
they're
just
a
built-in
cushion
for
hugs!"
【#LoveHandlesAreHugHandles】

10.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
just
undertall. . .
and
overeat!"
【#UndertallButOverTheLimit】

11.
"I'm
not
chubby,
I'm
just
easy
to
spot
in
a
crowded
room!"
【#ChubbysAlwaysStandout】

1
2.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
full
of
personality
and
pizza!"
【#PizzaIsMySpiritAnimal】

1
3.
"I'm
not
thin,
I'm
just
a
walking
before-and-after
photo!"
【#TheBeforeNeverLeavesMe】

1
4.
"I'm
not
big-boned,
I'm
just
small-brained. . .
when
it
comes
to
portion
control!"
【#PortionDistortion】

1
5.
"I
heard
that
a
moment
on
the
lips
is
a
lifetime
on
the
hips. . .
so
I'm
making
the
most
of
every
moment!"
【#YOLOEating】

1
6.
"I
don't
need
to
lose
weight,
I'm
just
storing
up
for
the
winter!"
【#HibernateWithMySnacks】

1
7.
"I
may
be
horizontally
challenged,
but
I'm
vertically
gifted!"
【#SoWhatIfImShort】

1
8.
"I
don't
have
a
dad
bod. . .
I
have
a
father
figure
physique!"
【#DadBodsAreSexy】

1
9.
"There's
no
such
thing
as
too
much
dessert. . .
just
not
enough
room
in
my
stomach!"
【#DessertsAreLife】

20.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
voluptuous. . .
or
at
least
that's
what
my
mirror
tells
me!"
【#VoluptuousVixen】