1.
"I
always
take
life
with
a
grain
of
salt,
plus
a
slice
of
lemon.
.
.
And
a
shot
of
tequila.
"】
2.
"I
believe
in
the
healing
power
of
laughter,
especially
when
it
comes
with
a
British
accent.
"】
3.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
blame
it
on
the
weather,
or
Brexit,
or
your
ex.
"】
4.
"Love
is
like
a
cup
of
tea,
it
only
works
when
you
give
it
time
to
steep.
"】
5.
"I've
learned
that
being
kind
is
important,
but
being
witty
is
essential.
"】
6.
"I
take
my
humor
like
I
take
my
tea,
with
a
dash
of
sugar
and
a
lot
of
bubbles.
"】
7.
"If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
a
gin
and
tonic
and
laugh
it
off.
"】
8.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
sometimes
a
good
cry
and
a
cuppa
does
wonders
too.
"】
9.
"The
only
thing
better
than
a
good
joke
is
a
good
joke
with
a
side
of
scone
and
clotted
cream.
"】
10.
"British
humor
is
like
a
fine
wine,
it
only
gets
better
with
age.
"】
11.
"I've
tried
to
be
serious,
but
it's
just
not
as
much
fun
as
being
silly.
"】
12.
"They
say
humor
is
subjective,
but
I
think
we
can
all
agree
that
Monty
Python
is
a
universal
classic.
"】
13.
"In
a
world
full
of
chaos
and
confusion,
humor
is
the
one
thing
that
keeps
us
all
sane.
"】
14.
"I
like
my
humor
like
I
like
my
tea,
strong
and
with
a
little
bit
of
spice.
"】
15.
"When
life
gets
tough,
put
on
a
silly
hat
and
dance
to
ABBA.
"】
16.
"I
may
not
have
all
the
answers,
but
I
do
have
a
killer
sense
of
humor.
"】
17.
"Sometimes
the
only
way
to
deal
with
a
difficult
situation
is
to
laugh
at
it.
"】
18.
"I
don't
always
understand
British
humor,
but
when
I
do,
I
laugh
so
hard
I
spill
my
tea.
"】
19.
"Humor
is
the
secret
ingredient
that
makes
life
worth
living,
along
with
butter
and
chocolate.
"】
20.
"If
you
can
make
someone
laugh,
you've
done
more
than
just
entertained
them,
you've
brightened
their
day.
"】