春节朋友圈搞笑的句子英文(春节值班的朋友圈说说搞笑)

编辑：佚名2023-10-02 21:39:20四邻句子-浏览

1.
"My
new
year's
resolution
is
to
limit
my
procrastination
-
starting
from
tomorrow!"
【笑死我了】

2.
"I
asked
my
Chinese
friend
to
teach
me
how
to
say
'Happy
New
Year'
in
Chinese
and
she
said,
'Just
say
it
with
a
smile,
they
won't
understand
you
anyways!'"
【哈哈哈！ 】

3.
"My
family
is
all
about
food,
so
for
Chinese
New
Year
we
celebrate
by
cooking
more
delicious
food
than
we
could
ever
eat…
and
eating
all
of
it
anyways!"
【开心到飞起】

4.
"I
can't
decide
which
is
more
exciting:
receiving
red
envelopes
or
giving
them
out
and
watching
others
do
their
happy
dance!"
【太有趣了】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
parents
care
more
about
me
coming
home
for
Chinese
New
Year
than
they
do
about
my
exam
results…
but
hey,
at
least
I
get
a
lot
of
good
food
out
of
it!"
【好玩极了】

6.
"After
eating
so
many
dumplings
during
Chinese
New
Year,
I'm
pretty
sure
I'm
about
to
turn
into
one!"
【太好笑了】

7.
"I
love
decorating
for
Chinese
New
Year,
but
I
have
to
admit,
it's
a
little
painful
taking
everything
down
again
when
it's
all
over. "
【还有这样的】

8.
"My
grandma
always
says
that
if
you
don't
eat
fish
during
Chinese
New
Year,
you
won't
have
any
money
in
the
coming
year.
So
I
guess
I'm
going
to
be
rich,
since
I
hate
fish!"
【太会逗乐了】

9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
only
reason
my
family
invites
me
over
for
Chinese
New
Year
is
so
that
I
can
help
them
set
up
all
of
their
technology
gadgets. "
【真实想法】

10.
"My
mom
always
tells
me
to
wear
red
during
Chinese
New
Year
for
good
luck.
I'm
just
thankful
she
didn't
mean
head-to-toe!"
【好幽默】

11.
"The
only
thing
better
than
receiving
a
red
envelope
is
finding
one
that
has
more
than
you
expected
inside!"
【哈哈哈哈！ 】

1
2.
"I
don't
know
what's
harder
during
Chinese
New
Year
-
avoiding
all
of
the
awkward
conversations
or
having
enough
energy
to
keep
up
with
the
endless
feasting!"
【太好笑了】

1
3.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
fireworks
show
during
Chinese
New
Year
is
just
an
excuse
for
everyone
to
show
off
their
best
pyrotechnic
skills. "
【真的是这样的】

1
4.
"My
Chinese
friends
always
tell
me
that
Chinese
New
Year
is
a
time
for
family
and
good
food.
I
just
think
it's
an
excuse
for
them
to
eat
hot
pot
every
single
night
for
two
weeks
straight!"
【真相大白】

1
5.
"I
love
spending
Chinese
New
Year
with
my
family,
but
I
have
to
admit,
it's
a
little
frustrating
when
they
can't
stop
asking
me
about
my
love
life. "
【好搞笑】

1
6.
"Chinese
New
Year
is
the
perfect
time
to
reconnect
with
old
friends,
especially
those
who
owe
you
red
envelopes
from
last
year!"
【哈哈哈哈太有趣了】

1
7.
"I
always
start
preparing
for
Chinese
New
Year
early,
but
somehow
I
still
end
up
rushing
around
at
the
last
minute
trying
to
get
everything
done!"
【无可奉告】

1
8.
"My
Chinese
girlfriend
insists
on
celebrating
Chinese
New
Year,
but
I
have
to
admit,
I
still
have
no
idea
what
half
of
the
traditions
mean. "
【有些尴尬了】

1
9.
"I
love
the
atmosphere
during
Chinese
New
Year,
but
I'm
dreading
the
inevitable
weight
gain
from
all
of
the
delicious
food!"
【太好笑了】

20.
"My
Chinese
teacher
told
me
that
there's
no
such
thing
as
a
'Chinese
New
Year'
-
it's
actually
called
the
'Spring
Festival'.
I
guess
you
learn
something
new
every
day!"
【有趣至极】