1.
"Who
needs
a
gym
membership
when
you
have
a
demanding
job?"
【笑cry】
2.
"I
never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but
I
actually
look
forward
to
working
overtime
now.
"
【喜极而泣】
3.
"My
boss
may
be
a
slave-driver,
but
at
least
he's
helping
me
shed
some
pounds.
"
【贫笑】
4.
"It's
funny
how
stress
can
be
both
the
cause
and
the
solution
to
my
weight
struggles.
"
【思考】
5.
"I
used
to
hate
working
late,
but
now
I
see
it
as
a
chance
to
burn
some
calories.
"
【太阳】
6.
"I
don't
recommend
this
weight
loss
plan
to
anyone
unless
you
enjoy
feeling
like
a
zombie.
"
【惊恐】
7.
"Thanks
to
my
hectic
work
schedule,
I
finally
have
the
slim
waistline
I've
always
wanted.
"
【鼓掌】
8.
"I'm
starting
to
think
my
boss
is
secretly
a
personal
trainer
in
disguise.
"
【抱歉】
9.
"Who
knew
that
being
a
workaholic
could
actually
have
some
health
benefits?"
【蜡烛】
10.
"I
may
be
exhausted
all
the
time,
but
at
least
I'm
also
getting
lean
and
toned.
"
【微笑脸】
11.
"The
downside
of
this
weight
loss
method?
My
social
life
is
non-existent.
"
【心碎】
12.
"I
never
realized
how
much
time
I
was
wasting
on
useless
things
until
I
started
working
overtime.
"
【调侃】
13.
"It's
amazing
how
much
better
I
feel
about
myself
now
that
I've
lost
some
weight.
"
【心心】
14.
"I
can't
decide
if
this
weight
loss
method
is
genius
or
insane.
"
【思考】
15.
"Who
needs
a
personal
trainer
when
you
have
a
looming
deadline?"
【鸣谢老板】
16.
"I
used
to
hate
my
job,
but
now
I'm
starting
to
appreciate
the
unintentional
health
benefits.
"
【恼火】
17.
"I
never
knew
that
work-related
stress
could
have
such
a
positive
impact
on
my
physique.
"
【笑cry】
18.
"It's
funny
how
my
coworkers
still
bring
in
donuts
and
junk
food
even
though
we're
all
trying
to
lose
weight.
"
【喜极而泣】
19.
"I
may
be
sleep-deprived
and
overworked,
but
at
least
I'm
also
looking
great
in
my
clothes.
"
【抱珊】
20.
"Who
knew
that
being
a
workaholic
could
also
turn
me
into
a
fitness
fanatic?"
【微笑脸】