幽默的文案伤感英文语录(幽默伤感自嘲文案短句)

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1.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
a
gin
and
tonic.
It
won't
solve
your
problems,
but
it'll
make
them
more
enjoyable.
【#humor
#sadness】

2.
Yesterday
I
was
really
sad.
Then
I
saw
a
guy
on
a
unicycle.
He
didn't
fall.
That
made
me
even
more
sad.
【#funny
#emotions】

3.
I’m
not
great
at
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【#irony
#heartbreak】

4.
Life
is
like
a
roller
coaster
–
with
a
lot
more
screaming
and
less
control.
【#metaphor
#melancholy】

5.
Don't
take
life
too
seriously,
nobody
gets
out
alive
anyway.
【#comicrelief
#despair】

6.
I
failed
an
IQ
test.
Turns
out
I'm
just
not
that
smart.
【#selfdeprecating
#regret】

7.
I
wish
I
was
a
little
kid
again,
because
skinned
knees
are
easier
to
fix
than
broken
hearts.
【#nostalgia
#heartache】

8.
I
used
to
be
indecisive.
Now
I'm
not
sure.
【#uncertainty
#humor】

9.
You
know
you're
an
adult
when
you
start
to
enjoy
getting
socks
as
gifts.
【#responsibility
#joke】

10.
I
don't
know
what
my
future
holds,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
my
fridge
has
a
better
plan
for
me
than
I
do.
【#creative
#hopeless】

11.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you.
【#playful
#sadness】

1
2.
They
say
love
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
laughter
could
give
it
a
run
for
its
money.
【#romantic
#comicrelief】

1
3.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
power
saving
mode.
【#procrastination
#huorous】

1
4.
I
hate
it
when
I
think
I'm
buying
organic
vegetables,
and
when
I
get
home
I
discover
they're
just
regular
donuts.
【#foodie
#disgusted】

1
5.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
sometimes
I
feel
like
I'm
stuck
at
the
gas
station.
【#philosophical
#disheartened】

1
6.
I
can't
decide
if
I
need
a
hug,
a
large
coffee,
or
three
days
of
uninterrupted
sleep.
【#indecision
#tired】

1
7.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion
that
you're
totally
wrong.
【#argumentative
#melancholic】

1
8.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
But
let's
be
real,
you
usually
get
the
ones
nobody
likes.
【#forrestgump
#disillusioned】

1
9.
My
life
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
minus
the
romance
and
the
comedy.
【#romcom
#lonely】

20.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
superhero,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?
【#narcissistic
#funny】