1.
"I
think
I've
finally
hit
my
quarantine
weight
gain
limit.
"
【哎呀,我想我终于到了这次疫情长胖的极限了。
】
2.
"My
jeans
are
starting
to
feel
like
a
sausage
casing.
"
【我的牛仔裤开始感觉像香肠皮了。
】
3.
"I
can't
even
see
my
toes
anymore.
"
【我现在连自己的脚趾都看不到了。
】
4.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
could
be
mistaken
for
a
sumo
wrestler
at
this
point.
"
【我现在肯定被误认为是一个相扑选手了。
】
5.
"I
need
to
start
working
out
or
I'm
going
to
have
to
buy
a
whole
new
wardrobe.
"
【我需要开始锻炼了,否则我得重新买一整套衣服了。
】
6.
"I've
turned
into
the
Michelin
Man.
"
【我变成了米其林人了。
】
7.
"I
think
I'm
carrying
around
a
whole
extra
person's
worth
of
weight
now.
"
【我想现在我多出来一整个人的重量了。
】
8.
"My
belly
button
has
disappeared.
"
【我的肚脐眼消失了。
】
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I'll
never
be
able
to
eat
again
after
this.
"
【我很确定,我再也不会在疫情期间暴饮暴食了。
】
10.
"My
scale
doesn't
lie
–
I've
officially
reached
my
heaviest
weight
ever.
"
【我的体重秤不会说谎
-
我已经达到了有史以来的最重体重。
】
11.
"I've
been
trying
to
convince
myself
that
my
clothes
are
shrinking
in
the
dryer,
but
deep
down
I
know
the
truth.
"
【我一直试图说服自己说我的衣服在晾干后会缩水,但深
down我知道真相。
】
12.
"I
keep
telling
myself
I'm
just
embracing
my
curves,
but
really
I
just
need
to
hit
the
gym.
"
【我一直告诉自己我只是接受我的曲线,不过实际上我只是需要去健身。
】
13.
"I
swear,
every
time
I
look
in
the
mirror
I
get
more
and
more
horrified.
"
【我发誓,每次我看镜子的时候,我都越来越恐惧了。
】
14.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I'm
a
walking
heart
attack
waiting
to
happen
at
this
point.
"
【我现在很确定我随时都可能突发心脏病。
】
15.
"I
need
to
lay
off
the
carbs,
but
bread
is
just
too
delicious.
"
【我需要控制碳水化合物摄入,但是面包真的太好吃了。
】
16.
"I
think
my
love
handles
have
love
handles
now.
"
【我想我的爱把手现在也有爱把手了。
】
17.
"I
can't
believe
I
used
to
think
gaining
weight
was
a
good
thing.
"
【我不敢相信我曾经认为增重是一件好事。
】
18.
"I
think
I
need
a
support
group
for
people
addicted
to
junk
food.
"
【我想我需要一个垃圾食品成瘾者的支持小组。
】
19.
"It's
official
–
I'm
on
a
diet
starting
tomorrow.
"
【正式宣布
-
明天我开始减肥。
】
20.
"I
never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but
I
miss
going
to
the
gym.
"
【我从来没想过会说这句话,但我想我已经想念上健身房了。
】